Recent Calls
Edit
Mom
June 06, 2015 at 9:45 PM
Mom Bon soir, ma cherie. Your father and I just watched the video from that James girl, oh I love her. I'm driving your father crazy, but that Bad Blood song is just so catchy. But I don't quite understand what it was all about.. Really, why were you in it? You look great, though. I can see yoga has been paying off, I told you it would. Are you eating right, though? Can't you just pay people to do that for you? That's what the gals at bridge say. Tell little James I say hello! Oh, it's probably late your time, isn't it? Your father and I are back home, êtes-vous jaloux? Bon soir! Je t'aime!
Inbox
READ THIS -- THIS WEEK
Assistant - Lisa
to me
DO NOT FORGET: You are supposed to go to spin class for that promo with Kelly Ripa tomorrow afternoon. There will be cameras, try not to look like a sweaty mess. Remember, you haven't done anything outdoors in a while. You need to make people remember that you are alive and not just harassing Letterman.

Have you finished your outlines yet? I know you haven't. Just reply to this and lie to me and tell me you'll have something to bring to the writer's meeting next week. I know you have had a nice little break, but we really need to get the ball moving with next season.

You have a dress fitting with your stylist for the promo wagon. I can hear you groaning from here, but I'll make it work your while and we can go for bagels after?
Greeting
Voicemail
Edit
Elizabeth
June 8, 2015 at 3:21 AM
0:000:XX
Speaker
Call Back
Delete
"Hi, darling, you're probably asleep... god, I hope you're asleep. Anyway I just wanted to say thank you for coming with me tonight. ...last night? Tonight? (sigh) Never mind, doesn't matter. I just... I'm so grateful. I really, really am. You're the coolest chick I know, and I'm so bloody happy you came with me. And that you didn't leave when I lost in... the first ten minutes. And if that's not a good friend, I dunno what is. I uh... my feet are killing me, I'm gonna go to sleep, but... but really, thank you. I love you so much, I'm so lucky to have had the coolest most badass date in the whole fucking music hall. OH, and mum and dad said you looked beautiful, didn't remember if they told you or not, so, there, I've been a good child and told you myself. ...Alright. I'll talk to you tomorrow when I'm conscious. And when you're conscious. Bye love."
June
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
Tuesday June 16, 2015
12 PM

Apparently fucking spin class?
1 PM

Boozy lunch with Artie?
2 PM

3 PM

4 PM

Mandatory dress fitting
5 PM

6 PM

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

11 PM

12 PM

Today
Calendars
Inbox (X)
Albums
Camera Roll
Select
Messages
Artie
Details
do you want to meet for drinks???
yes can i wear my pj's? no i'll put real shorts on ONLY.
I'M IN PUBLIC you can wear a onesie, no one will judge u
SO? they better luv my cupcake button down.
how are you? how's your big old life?
big and old and boring. they try to make me film things.
HOW DARE THEY MAKE U WORK???
when can i do what jerry seinfeld does and drive around and eat and drink coffee with fun people? i would need to learn how to drive first..
Send
Back
Done
June 7 2015, 11:30 PM
- Get Alan Cumming's number

- Send Kristin Chenoweth an apology basket - trying to pick people up is not okay

- Stop drinking tequila, you are not 21

- Have Kimmy Schmidt drink tequila -- there has to be something funny there? Kimmy's first hangover?

- Flights to Paris for the end of June?

- DO NOT FORGET KELLY RIPA

- GET LAID. Like, yesterday. Oh shit don't read that out loud, you fucking phone.
Playlists
Act Your Age
Edit
Clear
Delete
I Don't Want To Know
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Put It In My Video
Young Capone Culdesac
Like A River Runs
Bleachers Strange Desire
Defying Gravity
Wicked Original Broadway Cast Wicked
You Oughta Know
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Bad Blood
Ione James 1989