Accidental Love (2015)
★ ★ ★ ½
Cinematic highlight of the year.
American Gods (2017)
★ ★ ★
What the fuck is happening? a TV-series.
The Boy Next Door (2015)
★ ★ ★
Sex scene 10/10. J.Lo 10/10. Actual plot 6/10.
Brothers (2009)
★ ★ ★ ★
"are you going to fuck his wife?" - brie all movie long
Celeste and Jesse Forever (2012)
★ ★ ★ ½
"What did you do this weekend?" "Oh, I watched a bunch of break up movies with my boyfriend."
ABC's Dirty Dancing (2017)
½
Mom wants to get laid and plans a fun vacation for the family in hopes of doing so, what she doesn't know is that Baby's out for the same thing with the same man!
The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Him & Her (2014)
★ ★ ★ ★
Our kind of doomsday prepping.
Enemy (2013)
★ ★ ★ ★
brie: TAKE YOUR SHIRTS OFF
The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
★ ★ ★ ½
No.
The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
★ ★ ★
Needed more donuts.
For A Good Time, Call.. (2012)
★ ★ ★ ½
Wearing matching pajamas makes you boring
Game of Thrones S7 (2017)
★ ★ ★ ★
One episode in: Brie is fangirling at everything, Jake is completely confused at everything.
Glow (2017)
★ ★ ★ ★
A show about trying to make Alison Brie as unappealing as possible. No jello involved. So Sad.
Gone Girl (2014)
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
Life is so much easier when they make a movie predicting your future.
The Handmaid's Tale (2017)
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Praised be, bitch.
House of Cards season 5 (2017)
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
We have a new daddy.
The Intervention (2016)
★ ★ ★
We're waiting.
I saw the light (2016)
★ ★ ★ ½
Literally Mr. Steal yo girl.
Jackie (2016)
★ ★ ★ ★
La La Land (2016)
★ ★ ★ ★
#TapdanceInspiration
The Last Five Years (2014)
★ ★ ★ ½
All fights can only happen in song from now on.
The Lobster (2015)
★ ★ ★ ½
The Undateables: Short sighted man seeks short sighted woman.
Love Me If You Dare (2003)
★ ★ ★
The weirdest fucking (love) story in history.
Love & Other Drugs (2010)
★ ★ ★ ½
Superior work from Academy Award Nominated Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, one of his best naked movies ever.
The Mask (1994)
★ ★ ★ ½
What do you do when your whole first meeting is based on the lie that there's a The Mask 3 out there? You watch it together to remind yourselves that your whole relationship is based on a lie.
Moulin Rouge (2001)
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
Dancing in an elephant is probably the worst thing you can do.
No Stranger Than Love (2015)
★ ★ ½
A movie in which everyone is in love with Alison Brie, us included.
The Notebook (2004)
★ ★ ★ ★
If you're a donut, I'm a donut.
Okja (2017)
★ ★ ★ ★
When you finally get the hate you deserve.
Operator (2016)
★ ★ ★ ★
The prequel to 'Her'.
Perfume (2016)
★ ★ ★ ★
Smell like a god.
Pushing Daisies (2007)
No one in all of history has been as adorably excited to find out that a man and his dead childhood sweetheart could kiss through a sheet of plastic wrap.
Simply Irresistible (1999)
★ ★ ★
We're just here for the food porn, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Patricia Clarkson.
Song to Song (2017)
★ ★ ★ ½
You get a cheating spouse, and you, and you. EVERYBODY GETS A CHEATING SPOUSE!! #RyanGoslingDeservesBetter
Sleeping with Other People (2015)
★ ★ ★ ★
god bless the dirty dj
Tanner Hall (2009)
★ ★
A bunch of teenage girls are super horny and try to get it no matter who gets hurt in the process.
Titanic (1997)
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
Angry wet Rose A+
The Way We Were (1973)
★ ★ ★ ½
When you spend all movie trying to figure out whether young Robert Redford reminds you of old Robert Redford.